Official HOA Membership Brochure

Join The Board.

Residents receive two filings per day. Board Members receive everything. This is a one-time fee. Brenda does not believe in subscriptions.

Tier I

Resident

$0 / forever
  • § 2 bulletins per day
  • § "Concerned Neighbor" tone only
  • § PNG download (small watermark)
  • § Shareable links
  • § Post to public archive
  • § Subject to Brenda's daily quota
Currently Active
RECOMMENDED
Tier II

Board Member

$2.99 / one-time, lifetime
  • § Unlimited bulletins
  • § All 4 tones (Concerned, Proud, Saboteur, Retiring)
  • § No watermark
  • § Custom HOA name / street / volume number
  • § Featured "Board Member of the Month" eligibility
  • § Brenda will remember your name
30-day moneyback. Brenda will process your refund personally, sighing.

Testimonials from the Cul-de-Sac

“I used the Retiring Secretary tone for our family Christmas letter. My mother cried. Real tears.”

— Linda, Cul-de-Sac

“Brenda accused me of having an "unauthorized emotional support cat." I shared it with 40 friends.”

— Derek, Flag Lot 12

“Finally, a LinkedIn year-in-review that doesn't make me want to vomit.”

— Priya, Corner Property

Frequently Asked Questions

Can I actually use this for my family Christmas letter?
Yes. Select the Retiring Secretary tone. It is legitimately sincere — funny at the edges, genuinely touching at the core. It is our most unexpected feature.
Is there really an HOA?
No. Brenda is a composite of every HOA board member in North America. Any resemblance to actual persons is… well, statistically inevitable.
Does Brenda know my name?
If you sign in, yes. She has a ledger.
One-time fee, really?
One-time. Forever. No subscriptions. Brenda does not approve of recurring charges.